sayings / 5.5 x 3.5"

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sayings / 5.5 x 3.5"

from $30.00

5.5 x 3.5 x 0.25”

ready to hang. hand drawn design. antiqued copper mounted on black distressed wood. sizes are approximate because each piece of wood is hand cut. individual pieces may vary from image shown. indoor use only. can also be hung using adhesive strips. custom orders welcomed.

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Please allow 3-5 weeks for creation if not in stock. 
NOTE: the antiquing process is unique to every piece, the final color will vary from image shown. all artwork is hand cut, hand drawn, antiqued and assembled. wood shape may vary from image shown. there may be imperfections due to the hand made quality.
all signs are meant for indoor use.